edisi telefon y kat telefon part 3# Dilemma

ri ni aku sbnrnye xtau nk post ape. Tp aku ada la cite skit. Skit je xbyk mcm pagi tadi. LoL korang nk tau xaku ngah gune phone je utk post ni. Aku pinjam kawan aku nye phone. Dh phone die leh masuk tenet free. Sape2 nk tau kene bayar die la beb. Pakai opera mini.

Nk dijadikan citer ri ni aku kene lecture ngan aku punye warden. Yes m a student. Still a student. Hurm aku kene lecture sbb aku ngah dlm dilema. Aku dpt interview airforce. Secnd interview. Aku mmg dh simpan niat ni dr awal lg. Tp xde kickstart. Time kasih kat kawan lame aku kalo x aku xg interview. Tp masalahnye skang aku punye exam clash ngan ari y aku nk g gopeng perak.
Ni y buat hati ni gusar je. Sedih sgt.

Internet Mudah Alih

Yeah im talking about wireless broadband. Aku pon xtau la ... Aku raser aku ni kire pengguna tegar internet. Aku ingat aku punye addiction kat internet dah pulih tapi skarang aku raser macam dah teruk sangat. Sampai aku sanggup buat aper sajer untuk online. Lagi la kawan aku bawak wireless broadband ni. Aku bukan aper. Aku dok kat tempat aku blaja ni xder paper makner kat aku. Macam aku dok kat kawasan pedalaman.

Macam selalu aku lepak kat kedai, aku bukan nyer nk sangat keluar pergi minum huha huha... Aku sebenarnyer nak cari inisiatif untuk baca surat khabar. Aku dah xkesah aper aku baca dah skarang ni. Metro ker ... Kosmos ker.. The Star ker ... KL Malay Mail ker... Berita Harian ker... Harakah ker... yang paling penting aku tau aper jadi kat luar saner ... Serious macam hutan dah tempat aku blaja ni..

Dengan Wireless Broadband yang mudah dibawa kemana ... syukur Alhamdullillah... kalo x ... mati aku... maybe aku mati kering xtau aper jadi kat dunia. Dunia tu as in kawan2, sahabat handai... Keluarga... LOL.. Dulu aku kutuk2 jerk bender haram ni.. tapi skarang aku terima kasih la kat syarikat telco ... kalo xsbb diorang aku xdapat nk tulis blog hari ni ...

Berita paling best aku baca hari ni is... WikiLeaks dedahkan rahsia US.. aku pon xkesah la aper diorang nk buat. Diorang yang yang cari gaduh. Tapi bagus gak betau perkara sebenar kat dunia. Tapi xla semua aku percaya, sebab xder orang nk sahih kan cerita ni.. Diorang tulis pon atas fakta yang diorang kumpul sendiri. Jadi lain orang lain la dier punyer persepsi. Yang penting jangan la kacau hidop aku ni. Dah la xbahagia sangat... kalo kener kacau confirm merana. Aku pon xtau la naper ri ni aku nk tulis banyak sngat. Maybe sebab kerinduan terlampau kepada internet kot.

Ri ni gak aku ader la call la awek yang aku suker tu.. aritu dier kener tiao kat sini. hahahah... mintak maaf la yer sayang .... lolx... tapi aku xtau la dier suker aku panggil dier sayang .. tapi peduli aper aku ... maner tau ader raser sikit. aku pon xtau la naper aku baik hati sangat ngan dier ni ... hahahahahl... macam sengal seih. tapi WTH ... kesah lak aper korang nk kater ... yang penting ASALKAN AKU BAHAGIA ngan HIDUP AKU. Aku skarang amalkan hidup kalo ader ... ader ... kalo xder senyap2 sudah la ...

Ri ni kitorang berbual la pasal dier punyer kawan lelaki ni. Kawan dier ni suker sangat mendesak even diorang ni xder paper. Aku raser lelaki ni dah giler bayang kot. Ye la skang kan pompuan suker pakai perkataan Sayang, Dear, Love. Maner x girang hati lelaki kalo kener perkataan tu kat diri sendiri. Igt awek tu suker kat dier... Aku pon malas nk cakap pasal ni. Tapi bender ni dah jadi trend utk panggil kawan yang mesra. Aku pon terpakai gak la tapi aku mmg betol memberitahu yang dier is my dearest la.. LOL bapak gay sial... duuh balik kepada konsep asal. peduli ape aku.

Jadi nak dijadikan citer lelaki ni macam dah syok giler kat awek ni .. pastu dier lak melayan la ... aku xtau la dier panggil kawan dier ni aperkan .. So lelaki ni sungguh mendesak dier ... Sampai kan marah awek ni xjawab call.. Ko xtau brother awek ni buat aper.. maner tau temankan mak dier ker. G tandas ker.. G makan ker .. Yer la xkan ko nk control kawan tu. dah la kawan tu xbagi kater2 official kat ko.. Lu pon kener tunggu gua punyer que gak la... kitorang dah que lamer kot..

Hahaha... jadi kepada lelaki kat luar saner ... korang kner faham awek2 skarang ni dier kalo panggil sayang xsemestinya dier nk cakap dier sayang ko. dier just nk cakap kat ko dier rapat kat kot.. this stuff just for the cakap2 malam...

P/s: aku tau kalo aku citer ni mesti aku kener tiao punyer ... dier tau aper aku tulis kat sini. haritu dier dah sound dah pasal aku citer sikit pasal dier... tapi untuk si die... Dear, I'm sorry ... tapi u jangan risau yer... orang2 kat sini xtau saper u .. diorang just kenal i jer. tu pon kenal muka jer... diorang xtau saper i pon... kalo kenal muka tu pon terpandang kat profile kat sebelah nun ... or diorang tgk fb i... so chill la yer ... :P

Benda Hidup

Korang semua tahukan benda hidup macam manusiam, binatang, tumbuhan dan mikroorganisma akan makan, bernafas dan minum. Tak kesah la dier minum aper, dier makan aper, dier bernafas amik oksigen or carbon dioxide. Semua bender hidup akan buat bender tu.

Lepas tu semua bender hidup akan membiak. Membiak ni kira bersosial la. Macam manusia kalau nk membiak kener la bersosial dulu, kahwin and buat la proses pembiakan. Ader yang dapat anak dan ader yang xdapat. Binatang pon samer cuma diorang xder la kahwin. Lpas tu tumbuhan diorang terus buat proses pembiakan.

aku dah penat nk citer tu semua. skang ni aku nk citer pasal MATI. Semua bender hidup mesti mati. Saper yang percaya agama akan percaya mati. Jadi kiter jelas ngan mati, semua bender mati. Science leh criter kan macam maner mati tu? Aku raser xdapat lagi kot. Science leh citer pasal mati ni dalam konteks organ dalam badan ni xleh berfungsi sebab tu mati tu berlaku dan sebab tu pembiakan berlaku dalam masa yang sama.

Ri ni time aku g beli rokok batang kat kedai 'Apek Bon' (kedai paling top kat tempat aku. Sebelum 7e ader, kedai ni la paling Legend kat tempat aku) aku balik la rumah tapi sebelum tu aku sempat melencong g tempat len dulu. Aku g taman atas, lepas tu aku nmpak la India ramai2. aku ingat ader orang gadoh ker aper ker. Rupanyer ader orang meniggal dunia, (term ni mesti ramai xsuker aku guner kan, tapi aku menghormati sesuatu yang mati) aku tengok jerk la dari jauh.

Seimbas lalu jerk aku tengok, aku pon xtau la yang mati saper. Suami dier ker, mak dier ker, bapak dier ker, anak dier ker. Aku memang xtau saper yang mati. Tapi aku nampak gadis India ni keliling van yang ader pokok pisang. Sadis sunggih aku tengok muka dier tu. Bukan aper, yer la kalo kiter ilang seseorang yang penting dalam hodup kiter mestyi kiter sangat sedih macam orang tu. Aku tengok dier langsung xbermaya, kena papah ngan sedara dier kot. SADIS..

Sedara aku pon meninggal dunia gak minggu ni. Ari khamis lepas. Dalam Islam kalo mati kiter kener g ziarah. Tapi aku xnak pergi atas sebab aku malas nk menanguk rumah dier yang ader anak dier yang juga mulut beliau amat la macam kaprat. Aku xsuker orang macam tu. Tapi aku cuma lalu depan rumah dier aku sedekah la aper yang patut. And paling penting sekali aku betau mak aku yang sedara aku ni meninggal. Jadi mak aku ni kira jadi wakil kepada aku and adik aku la.

Mak aku pon nk tak nk jerk g tapi sbb sedara nak wat macam maner. The issue is mati is pasti. semua living thing will die. So treasure your life before anything happen to you in the next minute. Death is beside us.

P/s: korang nk cakap aper, cakap la. Aku punyer hidup mmg macam ni . Nak aku g dah terlambat .. Aku mmg xder family values pon .. Btol x abang2 aku yang tersayang?

Dandee and Co-Ga - Kane Money

skang ni aku layan lagu ni .. aku pon x tau la datang dari maner dua ekor ni. aku sebenarnyer nk dengar lagu "Project E.A.R. - Marabahaya" tapi aku nampak la Dandee ni. Tak silap aku dier ni from Thailand. !! Southside Phuket!! lolx...

Kane Money... Kane dalam bahasa Jepang is Money ... so kalo aku Translate bodo2 ... maknernyer 'money money'. Aku tau korang leh translate sendiri tapi xtau la .. dah sampai bodo nyer kot aku malam ni. lalalalal... Hurm... Dandee ni from Thaitanium. so saper2 xkenal g tanyer "pakcik Google" k..

Coga ni pulak ntah maner aku pon xtau tapi sore dier mcm org jepang. so wth enjoy this stuff and bang me wif ya comment

Harry The Reporter

Title tu sajer jer aku tulis macam tu .. nak buat LuLz jor ..
Semalam aku g la tengok la citer ni kat wayang. Cara gak dier buat citer ni tapi ngah dalam part membinakan so saper - saper yang nk tengok Harry Potter - Deathly Hallows - part 2 kener tengok number satu ni. Kalo x, Korang mesti Xpaham punyer macam ader orang sebelah aku. Dier kater bosan sebab dier xikut Harry Potter sebelum2 ni.

Aku igt aku malas nk tengok Harry Potter kali ni, tapi disebabkan terikut org and aku raser aku masih kanak2 dalam jiwa aku tengok gak. Mmg xletak feel paper pon at the 1st time. Tapi terima kasih J.K. Rowling and David Yates buat citer mcm ni.

Aku pon malas nk jadi Spoiler tapi bagi saper2 yang belum tengok, tengok lah. Kepada kipas susah mati, aku raser baik korang bacer kot. tapi kalo korang nk tengok gak, tengok la. tak rugi pon. Diorang belanja USD 250million ( aku dapat dari wiki, kalo salah peduli aper aku). xder la macam citer DDR.

The BSB Effect #1

Do you ever feel that something from the dirt is beautiful and gave the spirit for you to be the best. Ever you fall in love with someone that you do not have any idea where he or she came from. What have he or she have done before. You just want to say to that person that you like the person so much.

After a while you try to learn something from that person past. Everyday you got deeper and you know that person have gone in a deep shit. But still you say to that person you don't fucking mind about anything. You just want to be beside he or she.

I want to give a name to this kind of person. The person that having a BSB(Back Street Boys) effect. nuff for now.

i miss you

today woke from my sleep at 0730. But afta that i been caught sleeping on the couch by the tele.

i dun remember the tv program is about what.. i could only remember pickles in that show. so afta 0830 im fully awake. start my motorcycle and go back to my house to take my bath (usually im not sleeping on my own bed, cuz i dun have any).

Before i open the gate, my friend shout at me.. "oi breakfast lei!" he said. and i tell him. wait awhile, i want to take my bath and so on. Put my game face on and then i pick him at his house. we gone to Latip's to have my breakfast. im having roti prata and Nescafe, so was my friend just he having his Milo.

Before we put our butt on the chair, i see one guy is counting his money. i see the notes and it was RM50. i dun fucking mind about how much but he counting it like he counting paper(of course its paper moron, but it seems like he doesnt care counting it in public). so i sat on the chauir facing Sapik.

Metroll seems so boring today. nothing much that they can tell me. WTH, lot of the article doesnt impress me. Then i saw her with her brother. Such an adorable being. Her name is Ivy(a dangerous one aye, like poison Ivy) and her little brother name Danish. They just so cute! and I really wan to cuddle her. Damn, if i do that means im gonna be kick at my ass by her father and he could accuse me as a pedophile. LOL..

I knew her when i was 17 years old, she was been sit by my friend's mother. They always make her like an someone else in the house. She does not care about it. Her brother always play games with me. I like him very much. So "nakal"!!!! lolx. Owh by the way, Ivy is in 4th grade right now. and Danish already in the kindergarten.

By then I just could watch them from my sit. They do not recognize me anymore. Maybe because its been awhile i last see them. 2 years maybe. It was nice knowing the both of them and i really wan to say i MISS the BOTH of you so much and cuddle them like always.. LOLX PEDOPHILE ALERT!!!

the lyrics that give me a hand when falling down to see the dirt

hell - o and and i am back wif some turf. Right now i really want to share the lyrics that helps me when i am falling down. Its slowing the process and making fall down to earth less impact. you all will always face this hard time like having problems in relationship, money, workplace, or maybe having problem with your parents.

this is some lyrics that helps me slowing the problem. this

words that help me stand up again. maybe the song doesn't fit but WADEFAK!

1. T.I. - Big Things Poppin

Do it (whisper: You better) (3x) what u waiting for

Do it (whisper: Cause imma) (3x) what u waiting for

Do it (whisper: You know we)(3x) what u waiting for

Do it (whisper: You better) (3x) what u waiting for

Now Lemme hear you say

Big shit poppin, and lil shit stoppin (3x)

Ball on these niggas being broke is not an option

[Chorus]

Do it (whisper: You better) (3x) what u waiting for

Do it (whisper: Cause imma) (3x) what u waiting for

Do it (whisper: You know we)(3x) what u waiting for

Do it (whisper: You better) (3x) what u waiting for

Now Lemme hear you say

Big shit poppin, and lil shit stoppin (3x)

Ball on these niggas being broke is not an option

Do it to the maximum, take it Why you asking them?

Don't listen to them suckas when they say you too irrational.

See I said I was king and them lames started laughing

Them same suckers now want the king on the track 'em

I composed several classics

watchu know like top back, dope boys,

Bring em out, and what you know about that

Now they ask how I topped "what you know about that"

Dominated '06, now Im going right back

See me reign hell, at a show just like that

Even Denzel say damn, I ain't know it like that

Nigga yea, still bankhead you can tell

Ain't nothing changed but the name on the mail

Still kicking doors with them thangs in the air

Up in Benny Hunna's, see me slang in dem chairs

I will slang cane, no such thang as a jail

Said you need a hundred squares they just came off the scale

2. Rancid - Indestructible

And I know, I’m indestructible

And I know, I’m indestructible

Tonight!

Break down! Caught tell me its not true

It’s a shakedown! Come on tell me who are you

It’s so fake now, everything I see right through

I’m ashamed now, to say I ever know you

See the greater minions make a move on their feet

Kill them anywhere from here even from the head

Girls that seem so hot and I’m just sitting here laughing

I’m gonna keep going up, I can’t get distracted

And I know, I’m indestructible

And I know, I’m indestructible

Tonight!

3. Placebo - King Of Medicine

Don’t leave me here, to cast through time,

Without a map, or road sign.

Don’t leave me here, my guiding light,

‘Cause I, I, wouldn’t know where to begin.

I asked the Kings of Medicine,

But it seems that they’ve lost their powers.

Now all I’m left with is the hour.

4. Bloc Party - Intimacy

Was my love strong enough to bring

you back from the dead

If I could eat your cancer I would but I can't

So I keep writing these songs for you

To steal you from your grey

And we can dance in our front room again

So toughen up

Biko toughen up

Biko toughen up

I need you be strong for us

So toughen up

Biko toughen up

Biko toughen up

This world isn't kind to little things

5. Butterfingers - Kabus Ribut

Terusan kabus ribut yang melimpah

Yang mengucap tiba

Ku ingin bersamamu

Sehingga akhirnya

Kabus, kabus ribut

Indah berseri-seri

Kabus, kabus ribut

Bilakah sampai waktu?

Disini menglamun

Hari mendatang, hari mendatang

Kiranya ku memeluk hiba

ok that is my list.. i got tons of it but i can show this first.

How bout you share your song or lyrics when you are falling down, down or trying to stand up again. Thanks for reading! :P

Scott Pilgrims VS the WORLD

Scott Pilgrims Vs The World

hahaha at first it was like, am i playing a pac-man or something. Damn the sound of 8-bit game make me nervous. (im suck at 8-bit, because they are hard to cheat on). So I've watched it!! and i feel like i'm playing a game.. with those cool score.

must watch everybody!!!!

I'm a lesbian with this song!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scot and Ramona at a party.

The 7 Evil Ex-es.

mari kita belajar SLANG AMERIKA ya!

The 4 seasons

To a friend that I know for just seasons;

I will not try to judge you how you dress;

I will not try to argue about things that we already knew wrong;

I will not try to tell you the answer that you already know;

I will not try to tell you to kill someone or suicide;

I will never ever say negative word to you;

I want to tell you that you are the best;

I want to tell you that you have your own way;

I want to tell you that you the beautiful thing that happen in my life;

Breathe in, and breathe out;

May all of your problem will be sort out;

May all the blessing will be with you;

As we seek new frontier, stumble across new ideas;

Kill the time together, with that ball in your fist;

Feed our hunger, with cheese and cheddar;

Remember that I always be near to help you.

Inception 2010

Tadi aku baru tengok citer ni. Sajer jerk browse fail2 kawan aku. tengah aku dok tengok (around 12, midnight tu!! amacam, wayang x?) aku nmpak la kantoi citer ni awal - awal.. Aku nk tunjuk kat korang tadi macam xder citer nyer skang. Tapi mase Cobb jumper Saito. Orang2 Saito ni jumper Cobb terdampar kat pantai. pastu biler dah masuk bilik Saito, orang Saito ni bagi la barang yang dier jumper kat (jumper Beretta Px4 Storm .45 ngan totem dier). Totem ni la yang kantoikan awal - awal. tapi tu tak penting.

Citer ni awal2 buat aku dah pening paler, maner taknyer. Dier citer MIMPI DALAM MIMPI. pergh otak dier la... 5minit sama dengan 1jam kat dunia mimpi ni. Die punyer setting dalam citer ni memang gempak. Aku tak kisah la korang nak maki hamun citer ni ker aper. Persoalannya pernah ker korang mimpi yang korang tengah mimpi. Aku tengok Cobb mimpi dier sampai 4 layer. Aku nak muntah tengok citer ni sebab dah pening sangat. aku layan kan sampai la layer number 2 aku kantoi. Tertido la pakcik, haish... tapi ngan semangat yang waja aku tengok lagi lepas aku bangun dari mimpi dalam mimpi.

Aku berjaya abiskan citer ni dengan jayanya. and bintang yang aku leh bagi untuk citer ni ialah 9 daripada 10. pasni aku nak tengok takers lak ... :P

kotak

Semua orang hidup dalam kotak masing - masing

Kotak kau besar dan kotak ku kecil

Kotak yang buat kau kaya

Kotak yang buat aku miskin

Kotak kau cantik

Tapi kotak ku kurang menarik

Cuba kau keluar dari kotak kau

Masuk kotak orang lain

Aku tak suka dengan kotak aku

Kerana aku lihat kau punya lagi cantik

Kotak kau diperbuat dari kaca

Kotak aku diperbuat dari kertas

Aku masih membesar

Tak kisah jika kotak ku buruk

Tak kisah jika kotak ku koyak

Aku lemas dengan kotak ku

Aku tak mahu hidup lagi dengan kotak ku

Aku mahu bebas dari kotak ini

Empat segi bentuknya

Buruk sungguh

Warna coklat yang tak menarik

Aku sudah simpan kotak ku dalam almari

Tapi kau masih dengan kotak kaca kau

Aku sudah berlari - lari

tapi kau masih dalam kotak kecil kau

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